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ok, that was brilliant. made my day. maybe even my week.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/28598277/6470982) | From: ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) mssaskia
2006-12-05 04:40 pm (UTC)
There's a leather shop in Denver called The Crypt | (Link)
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A former clerk there said Haggerd used to come in about once a month to buy a couple hundred buck's worth of cock rings. He also bought a urethral probe for a TENs unit. Cuz that's what men of God do.
![[User Picture]](http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/44074261/3176651) | From: sina_says
2006-12-05 04:47 pm (UTC)
Re: There's a leather shop in Denver called The Crypt | (Link)
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i'd like to think that god approves of urethral probing.
a couple hundred bucks worth of cock rings a month. um, wow.
| From: mssaskia
2006-12-05 04:49 pm (UTC)
Re: There's a leather shop in Denver called The Crypt | (Link)
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I'd guess he had no place to store the used ones
Or maybe he gave them as bracelets to his kids, unless he was hung like a mule
| From: sina_says
2006-12-05 04:52 pm (UTC)
Re: There's a leather shop in Denver called The Crypt | (Link)
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cause it'd be wrong to use these as cock rings. right?
| From: mssaskia
2006-12-05 05:09 pm (UTC)
Re: There's a leather shop in Denver called The Crypt | (Link)
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BA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Marry me. You got a FUN brain.
BWAH-hahahahahaha!!!!
And now I can't get that dang song out of my head.... | |
